At least no officers or “civilians” were hurt.
You know, “civilian” being loosely defined as some hapless suburbanite who finds herself inexplicably caught on the wrong side of the Seattle city line.
Remember, over 80% of Seattle Police officers live somewhere other than Seattle.
And now you know why.
According to the SPD, the citizens of Seattle are not even human.
If you think about it, it really does explain a lot.