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4 People Shot at Seattle Pacific University

Link: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/05/shooting-at-seattle-pacific-university/    

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Sued by the SPD

“Why is the SPD always involved in controversy?” I was asked this question about a month ago by someone visiting the city. They were both concerned and intrigued by the amount of national notoriety...

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City Council Says “Oink”

The phony liberals on the Seattle City Council are once again showing the voters what gullible, idiotic, pretentious fuckbags they are.  “We are”, I should say, although nobody I vote for ever gets...

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Dear Women of Seattle, We’re Not All Looking At You. Regards, Rex

Whenever Seattle makes the national news, it’s never for something good, and this week was no exception. Apparently, a woman who lives in a building about a block from my own, looked out the window...

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No Payday for Jorge

So it looks like Jorge Carrasco (pronounced “whore-hey carrasco”) won’t be getting a raise after all. After a public outcry, a weird brand.com image-cleaning campaign, a botched radio interview, and a...

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SPD Releases SoDo Light Rail Shooting Video

On June 30th, unarmed light rail fare enforcement officers got into an argument with two men who allegedly did not have proof of fare payment. The passengers, Oscar Perez Giron and Mario Parra Cetina,...

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So, Let Me Get This Straight …

The guy who is responsible for serving dead animals to millions of people … abused a dog. The guy whose company buys products from slaughterhouses, cooks the carcasses of animals which are kept in...

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:-(

Seattle Waterfront Arcade set to close in September Add it to the list of changes you’ll soon see at Seattle’s waterfront: the family-owned arcade that’s long called Pier 57 home is leaving, and not...

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Unfortunate Sons

Just before 5pm yesterday, I spotted a small protest march making its way up Pike Street. As they got closer, I could see that they were protesting the state of law enforcement in the USA. They were a...

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Seattle Drivers: Still Bad After All These Years

“Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kirkland anymore … there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home …” “Bicyclists should be licensed and required to carry insurance!”, squawked the friend of a...

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No Greyhound

Prior to the mid-90′s, it was the gateway to Seattle for many of us.  Now, after 75 years, Seattle’s Greyhound Bus Station has moved out of downtown, and back to SoDo. Since only poor people ride the...

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First Hill’s Panorama House Is Owned By Assholes

Seattle.  The world’s largest Monopoly board. Magnet for every greedy real estate developer in the good old US of A. “Well, that’s the price of progress, Rex. It’s a free market.” Yeah, the...

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Thank You, Apple

It’s not often that large corporations do something that I appreciate, in fact, I’m not sure that I can remember a time before this one. That said, if I’m going to criticize, I have to also give...

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Washington Initiative 594: A Rare Win for the Wealthy

Well, you won. It won. Initiative 594, the one that requires mostly-proletariat gun owners to register with the ruling-class. With overwhelming support coming from our wealthiest, most highly-educated...

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Seattle’s Ferguson Social Parade

They’re bored as hell, and they’re not going to take it any more! Believe it or not, I had to work today. Yes, yes, I know, I know, working is sooooo proletariat, and therefore so un-nuevo-Seattle, but...

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A Cowardly Christmas Spawns a Wake-up Call

Child Bullying, minority displacing, priapism curing, emotionally-stunted, psychopathic, pathetic cowards on the lookout for grown-ups or anyone who might be able to fight back. You know, I’ve taken on...

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Was it Something I Said?

Word on the street has it that, once it was pointed out to him that homeless and elderly people were slightly stronger, and thus slightly better able to defend themselves, than a children’s choir … Mo...

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I See Your Twuuuu Colors, Shining Through

We’re a state run by the Democratic Party, and if you ask anyone around here, they’ll tell you … The other political parties hate poor people and black people and all other minorities except wait,...

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Keeping it Real

  To all of you who claim to be surprised by the Democrat’s latest wealth transfer bill in Olympia, well, you shouldn’t be.   After all, the Democratic Party was the party which fought for slavery in...

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The Crucifixion and Martyrdom of Amanda Knox

It’s over. Amanda Knox has finally cast off the shackles of her oppressors, and she’s proven to the world that a rich white woman with a highly-paid PR firm behind her, and ties to rich Democratic...

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